Adios Ecuador, next stop Chile / My Ugly Mug III
The time has come. The time has come. The time is now.
Just go. Go. Go! I don’t care how.
You can go by foot. You can go by cow.
Jeremy D. Kaye will you please go now!
I’ve spent a little over two months in Ecuador and even though it is one of the smallest countries in South America (with a population of only 13 million, there are almost as many people squeezed into New York City) it is one of the most diverse in the world. This mega-diversity is due to the fact that it sits on the Tropic of Cancer, right smack in the middle of a convergence between El Niño – the warm, humid current from the north - and the Humbolt- a cold, dry oceanic current from the south. The natural diversity is rivaled only by the diversity of the people. In a space of less than a day’s drive you find investment bankers in Guayaquil, Afro-Ecuadorian gold-panners in the Playa de Oro, and rainforest tribes in the Amazon who still shun all contact with the outside world. In fact I haven’t yet explored whole swaths of the country including the most of The Orient, the Lowlands and the North and South Coast, but damn that voice:
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tail.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Jeremy D. Kaye
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
My next stop is Chile, but to get there I’ll have to cross the length of Peru – for the third time. To help break up the trip I think I will be spending a bit of time in the north, exploring some of the less visited archaeological points of interest and trekking about the Cordillera Blanca which is reported to have the best high-altitude hiking outside of the Himalayas. I’ll have to move quickly – I’m scheduled to meet a friend in El Calafate, Argentina on the 14th of November, and that is a LONG way down.
I don’t care.
You can go By bike.
You can go On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Jeremy D. Kaye
I don’t care how.
Jeremy D. Kaye
Will you please
GO NOW!
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Here I am, in all my photogenic glory-
Trying on an Inti-Rami mask at the Otavalo market:
Freezing my butt off at the top of the TeleferiQo, 4100 meters above sea level:
Displaying the rip in my pants up in the bell tower of the Basilica del Voto Nacional in Quito:
Badly missing the cactus target while using a traditional blow gun:
Motoring up the Rio Napo in the Reserva Limoncocha:
Hoping my travel insurance covers cave-ins inside the old gold mines of Zaruma:
Having a high opinion of myself after scaling the hills of the Parque Nacional Podocarpus:
Pointing out the most ridiculous museum exhibit ever – 2 sticks tied together in the shape of a cross – Museo del Banco Central “Pumapungo” in Cuenca:
I believe I can fly – Laguna Quilotoa:
Enjoying the beauty of the Galapagos Islands (the beaches weren’t bad either):
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don’t care how you go. Just get!
Jeremy D. Kaye!
I don’t care how.
Jeremy D Kaye
Will you please GO NOW!
I said GO And GO I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . . Jeremy WENT.















